Disaster!

Monday 9pm
Location: my closet
Oh my dearest God! I was planning to go out tonight but I absolutely can't!!!! Where is not a single decent peace of clothing  in my closet :((( That's a disaster! Where is no way in the world I can leave my house tonight... I have to arrange emergency shopping trip ASAP... And no I am not exaggerating. You see I have gain some weight recently that won't go away... I am size 5 now and I used to be 3 :((( Looks like my metabolism is slowing down with an age. But than again I didn't fight it too much. I promise to myself I will start to exercise again in October. Now I just don't have time. So for the time being I am going shopping for some size 5 clothing. And that is my wish list:
1. Black tunic dress
2. Bright leggings
3. And cool boots :)
  Happy shopping for me first thing tomorrow!

So, what's the emergency???

Saturday, 2pm
Location: my living room
So Stacy came in to see me first thing in the morning. You see, I am well known "relationship guru" among my friends. I have no idea why 'coz I myself don't have any relationship to speak of. Anyways, so here I am in my living room with blood shot eyes (I need like ten hours of sleep to function fully) and cup of green tea in my hands (green tea is great antioxidant- try to have at least one cup a day) trying to listen my friend's ramblings about some guy she met at the party just 3 days ago. They went out ONCE and she is crying her eyes out already! You got to be kidding me girl! You see, Stacy is a wonderful girl. She is funny, she is smart, she is cute (a little bit chubby though) but very desperate. And men can sense it from a mile away. And that is a major turn off. Stacy haven't had a second date in 4 years!!! Thanks God she met me, so now we can work on that lol. No but seriously... No second date in 4 years. No wonder she is so desperate.
So the story is that Stacy met Nick at this party. They have exchanged their emails (not even phone numbers), drop a line couple of times and decided to meet up again. So she went to his place (!) which is like 1 hour away (!), they made out etc. He said that he likes her. So that got her going. The guy said that next day he has meetings all day long so she shouldn't expect his call but if she would drop a line he will answer. So the next day came and Stacy text him. No answer. So she freaked out and started to text him like crazy (for crying out loud- get a hold of yourself, girl!). And what do you know, guy got totally turned off. Now he says they can't date but if she is going to behave herself he might rethink. Whatever that means.
So here is Stacy's emergency. What to do? What to do?
My answer: NOTHING. YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH.
I have a feeling she is going to screw this one again...
Lets wait and see...

Emergency meeting

Saturday, 2 am

Location: bedroom

Text from Stacy: Hey, sorry if I wake u up but I have an emergency here. Can we meet up tmrw? Or later today since it's Saturday already ;)

Text to Stacy: U lil *** Sure we can meet. I just hit my bed -can u ppl let me sleep sometimes???? And make sure that your so called 911 isn't about some guy!

Stacy: Can't promise. I will pop in first thing in the morning, okay?

Me: sure.... Don't forget my morning starts at 1 pm!

Thought of the day:  turn your cell off when you hit a shack.